Ok, first “What Would Claire Do?” refers to our favorite family sitcom mom, Claire Huxtable. When it comes to relationships we often ask ourselves WWCD? So, it seemed a fitting category name for when we discuss relationships….as we were…
Okay, so apparently there is a growing trend in the dating world. If you’re like me, you probably took pause at “Dating world”. Yeah, turns out there is one out there. I’m gonna blame my absence from this world on the various growing trends including the one that I’m finna discuss rat ‘chere…going dutch! WTF! Really. Don’t get me wrong, I’m alllll about give and take in a relationship. However, call me a traditionalist but ummmm, me paying is pretty much the impetus of a convenient headache, a desert drawers inducing, antithesis of an aphrodisiac; a true panty dryer. After watching a wonderfully depressing movie last night, Love and Other Drugs , the main character makes a reference to having to give people something for their time and points out that “no one ever got laid going dutch”. What an astute observation. It seems that more and more of us are buying into the trend that being progressive means that you pay for yourself, or take turns paying the bill. Maaannn F@UK THAT!!! I am not wholly opposed to paying. I am opposed to you inviting me out on a date and expecting me to pay for myself. I will assume that I am paying for myself, however you should know men,
I use the term loosely if you allow me to pay for myself, any future potential we may have had has probably been left on the table with the tip. jussayin.
Now we aren’t unreasonable gold digging ratchety wretches. We have both been the woman to guys who didn’t have a dime to their names. Wining and dining me isn’t the issue. Let me
clear my throat make it plain. It’s not so much your ability to pay, but quite simply, your willingness and desire to pay is translated by the female mind as an expression of where she stands in your list of priorities, interests, cares, desires etc.
So, in order to justify my thug and ensure that this isn’t some “men suck” rant, I asked the opinion of a
keep it real to the point of err on the side of being an @ss hole trusted member of the mens in ‘nem group. Know what he said? Of course not, I didn’t tell ya yet! He eloquently responded that the notion of going Dutch is “WACK. Shouldn’t happen unless clear friends, but I’m not a big fan of splitting checks in general. Even friends can just alternate.” Well put sir, well put.
Generally speaking, depending on the time spent and depth of the relationship, if you plan to do the horizontal mambo with this lady, she really needs to think she is at least in the top 5 of a 15 point list….yep, first date included. It’s necessary cause ya know, men are generally flaky when it comes to relationships and attraction. Non?(that’s French for no, see how I try to help ya’ll be cultured and sh!t (each one teach one.)
If by chance you luck up on a situation where you are being laid with the panties despite doing the dumb dutch date ish,(you see what I did right there?) understand a couple of things….1. you may be the “D!ck in a glass”-your role is to handle bid’ness in the boudoir, and handle it well! Play your role! 2. “Sugar Momma” You lucked up with a desperate/controlling chick who is willing to be with a guy that she can
manipulate keep with her money, cause trust she will use it against you eventually, or 3. the “heiress”-money is not an object and she’s used to having to pay for everyone in her life, or finally 4. “Naive”-this poor sweet girl believed them when they said going dutch is how you get ahead a man. I was taught that a man who cares about you, is interested or intrigued by you will want to treat you, do for you, eventually provide for you and other such things. Given that women can earn like men these days, this is not the burden it used to be. If you don’t have it this rip and we are in a relationship and I do have it, no problem! I gotcha babe. Otherwise, I consider you handing me the big drawers with my share of the check. I don’t even like big drawers! Keep those raggedy drawers!
In my life I have encountered two guys who were members of the aint nothing wrong with going Dutch crew. The first took me to an all you can eat shrimp buffet, which was free with the purchase two drinks. I had beer…domestic. Conversation revealed that he was a fan of Dutch or taking turns. I paid for myself and never answered another call. The other, well, in the words of Naughty by Nature, that’s not that simple. But I’ll try…it started out as friends, after which the type of relationship we had, became unclear, but was clarified by my consistently paying for myself on outings. FRIENDS. All good though. You live and you learn. ( I’ve done both.)
Seriously, going Dutch may not be a deal breaker but it can be a game changer. Consider this illustration for comparison If you have two great women and one willingly gives you “sweet-n-low”( term for oral used by my fave gays in ATL), which one are you gonna spend more time with? I think I’m pretty clear on exactly what Claire would do but what say you, enlightened, progressive, traditional people?
So you’re just gonna ask what they think without asking me?
((Jumping on soapbox))
So what’s funny is
(but not really)...there are really still cats out here like this…of all the things that are now extinct…this can’t be one of em??!!! Geez, as much as I would love to debate you…I’m in total agreement on this. Of course, once a relationship or even just a clearly defined and palpable understanding is established, I don’t mind reaching in my stash to contribute. I really hate that chivalry died-btw nobody called and told me NOTHING… because it really worked!! This new age “dating” has us all running around crazy. I kinda think anyone who asks you to go Dutch….just really aint all that into you boo! To think of it…I haven’t had ONE relationship result from a Dutch date…and I’ve had some relationships. Oh wait, there was the guy who paid for drinks, but told me he refused to pay the tip, and I’d have to contribute something…umm..the bill was like all of $25…I paid no tip (it was the principle of the matter)…and yep…you guessed it… panties were very dry….and no, I never wanted to see him again. Petty? Maybe…but I’ll let you “progressive” chicks have him…